Eastern Daily Press: Mum's anger at having to explain 'thingy' to daughter after seeing JLS-branded condoms on shopping trip
That's proper fury. I'm too scared to say what it is I wouldn't do, in case she complains.
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UPDATE: "What would be far more effective," one of our readers tells us, "is her face on the box".
You've got a point.