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Bournemouth Echo: Mum's abject fury at being sold out-of-date bacon by supermarket"I'd show her my pork products, which I can guarantee are 100% fresh"
I'd give her some beef instead.
I was going to offer her my mutton (dagger) by way of compensation, but having clocked her, I'd hope she'd just gone vegetarian...
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