Double yellow lines in front on my driveway anger

Bristol Post: Man with a driveway the size of an aircraft carrier says he won't be able to park in front of his house any more

And that IS a tragedy.

Also, I'm reminded of this chap.

Spotter's Badge: Lee

Don't park outside our school anger

Bournemouth Echo: School threatens to install CCTV to prevent parents parking illegally during the school run

This after little Joseph's voodoo doll didn't work entirely as planned.

Pay-to-pray religious anger

Salisbury Journal: King Arthur fuming that he has to pay to get into Stonehenge

And eight quid to get into St Paul's Cathedral last time I visited. I was disgusted, and I'm an atheist.

Spotter's Badge: Chris

'We're prepared to go to prison over hedge' anger

Hull Daily Mail: This is what happens when pointless border disputes go too far

They will - of course - be banged up in a prison which will have a huge hedge instead of a wall.

Spotter's Badge: Stef

Why won't you use our wood carvings anger

Oxford Times: Artist dismayed as hospital turns down their wood carvings

Yes please, I'd like to go through life looking like Rolf Harris.

Spotter's Badge: Nick, Will

Showered with dog wee anger

Swindon Advertiser: Mum's anguish as dog upstairs pisses through her ceiling

That must be one damn huge animal to be doing that. Get a grip, upstairs.

Spotter's Badge: Joseph, Paul, James

Pedestrian campaign anger

Cambridge News: In a city of bicycles, bloke asks "what about people who walk everywhere?"

Fair point, to which we reply: DONE A POO.

Spotter: Calum

Terrible bathroom anger

Kent Online: Mum says her bloody awful bathroom is giving her toddler son a phobia

I don't blame her, that looks like something from a 1970s rugby club.

Spotter: Rob C

We don't want your petrol station near our houses anger

Sunbury Leader (Australia): Residents fear for health and safety over proposed new filling station

Her jumper commemorating how her ancestors arrived Down Under

Spotter's Badge: Rob J 

No change for the bus anger

Melbourne Herald Sun: Woman left stranded because bus driver refused her $20 note for $5.50 fare

Eyebrows "on fleek", as the young people are saying these days. I have no idea what that means, but I bet the bus driver's weren't.

Spotter:s Badge: Kev, Kian

Till theft anger

Eastern Daily Press: Thief grabs money from till at Colman's Mustard Shop

That'll teach 'em, the Coleman-mispelling bastards.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Something about bees anger

ABC Tropical North: Something about local council zoning rules and bees, I dunno

I know what you're thinking: Why doesn't the dog get a bee suit?

Spotter's Badge: Kris

Having to pay adult fare now you're an adult anger

Manchester Evening News: Josh's mum furious that Josh has to pay full fare to get to college now that he's 16 years old

Poor Josh.

Spotter's Badge: Andrew

Fakey Mrs Brown's Boys anger

Wolverhampton Express and Star: Conman makes thousands selling tickets for non-existent Mrs Brown's Boys stage show

a) Ripping off people by pretending to be a charity is A Very Bad Thing

but

b) Mrs Brown's Boys fans.

Spotter's Badge: Adam

Dodgy tumble dryer anger

South Wales Evening Post: Close call for TV's Adrian Chiles as new tumble dryer goes wrong

The electric appliance companies are getting this all wrong. They're not "tumble dryer fires", they're "Super fast drying cycle"

Spotter's Badge: Victoria