Ghost train anger

Edinburgh News: Angry pirate demands return of props from ghost train

A Scotch pirate? WOW.

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Drunken youth anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Apartment manager's fury as gang of youths run amok

Top step-ladder work by lensman Warren Lynam. We salute you, sir! Payrise, and the rest of the day off.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Stolen coursework anger

Oldham Evening Chronicle: Fed up student fed up after coursework is stolen

And so a vital lesson in life is learned: Never eat yellow snow. Or something.

Playground Anger

Sunderland Echo: Mum's fury over PLAYGROUND OF DOOM

This one made the nationals, but we've traced it back to the source, and some top angry photography from the Echo.

Spotter's Badge: Stephen

*BOILK* anger

Macclesfield Express: Angry bloke left impaled on railings for 40 minutes

You jammy bugger, sir.

Spotter's Badge: Tim

Parking anger

Dorset Echo: Driver's fury over market day parking

The actual warning sign says: "Don't park like a dick". And that's why he's cross.

Police station anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Residents demand 24-hour police station

You don't get better angry arm-folding than that. Once again, Australia leads the way.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

CRAP NEWS SPECIAL

This is Kent: CUSTARD SHORTAGE HITS WHITSTABLE

Bournemouth Echo: DUCKS LAND IN POND

And the unforgettable:

Salisbury Journal: DOG INJURES NOSE

I'm surprised our civilisation has lasted this long, to be honest.

School place anger, again

York Press: Furious families split up by school placement nightmare

More two-for-the-price-of-one goodness from the York Press, who are EXCELLENT.

Landlord anger

Reading Evening Post: Luckless pub landlord faces the axe

And those dark glasses hide a glare that could kill at a hundred yards.

Editor's Note: I used to get blatted in the Kennet Arms. Good, slightly rough pub.

School place anger

Basildon Echo: "Why can't my twins go to the same school?

Yeah, but think of the japes - you could swap them round every other day and nobody would notice.

Oh.

Bell theft anger

Barnet Today: Museum staff irate after antique bells are stolen

Bloody hell - this story's written by Nick Griffin!

Obviously not THAT Nick Griffin, otherwise he'd be blaming "non-idiginous citizens" or something.

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Playground anger

Edinburgh News: Kids furious as playground destroyed by vandals

Crivens! All they've got to play with are traffic cones.

Spotter's Badge: Caroline

Toilet anger

Wigan Today: Mums in plea for new loos at park

It's too late for the girl halfway down the slide, and the lad in front's REALLY angry.

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Student anger

Wilts and Glos Standard: Residents in apoplexy over loud agricultural students

Too right, the average "OOOH AAHHHH!" comes in at 110 decibels.