Thursday, June 03, 2010

CRAP NEWS SPECIAL


This is Kent: CUSTARD SHORTAGE HITS WHITSTABLE

Bournemouth Echo: DUCKS LAND IN POND

And the unforgettable:

Salisbury Journal: DOG INJURES NOSE

I'm surprised our civilisation has lasted this long, to be honest.

2 comments:

Martin said...

'it goes in my pantry and will last me quite a few crumbles'

I'd have a crumble in her pantry! She could have my custard.

TRT said...

I'd be happy with sloppy seconds, mate. She can have a serving of my man custard any day.