Pay-to-pray religious anger

Salisbury Journal: King Arthur fuming that he has to pay to get into Stonehenge

And eight quid to get into St Paul's Cathedral last time I visited. I was disgusted, and I'm an atheist.

Spotter's Badge: Chris

Huge water bill anger with added Ron

Salisbury Journal: Mum upset at 300% rise in her water bill

You know who else disputed a bill for a utility he swore he never used?

Spotter's Badge: David

Loud fireworks anger

Salisbury Journal: Fireworks these days are too loud, says angry ex-punk

Still in black, after all these years.

Shoddy pothole repair anger

Salisbury Journal: Couple upset that pothole outside their house hasn't been repaired

Fill it with the still-twitching bodies of council officials. That'll sort it.

Spotter's Badge: Icod

Stonehenge druid anger

Salisbury Journal: Top druid angry over plans to show human remains at Stonehenge visitors centre

Quite like Mr King Arthur Pendragon for the way he thumbs his nose at authority. A proper British eccentric.

Frog in salad anger

Salisbury Journal: Woman finds frog in supermarket salad

Frog, left

Spotter's Badge: Sarah

Bad E-Fit

Salisbury Journal: Police issue e-fits of laptop thieves

Hint to the Police: Solve the Great Wig Shop Burglary, and you have your man.

Don't have nightmares

Bad E-Fit

Salisbury Journal: Man with world's worst hair wanted after attempted robbery

I hope that Victor Lews-Smith has a cast-iron alibi. Don't have nightmares.

CRAP NEWS SPECIAL

This is Kent: CUSTARD SHORTAGE HITS WHITSTABLE

Bournemouth Echo: DUCKS LAND IN POND

And the unforgettable:

Salisbury Journal: DOG INJURES NOSE

I'm surprised our civilisation has lasted this long, to be honest.