Should have used The Force anger

Nottingham Post: Bloke nearly misses his grandson's birth 'because of broken barriers at car park'

FYI, the kid is called Anakin, or Darth for the rest of his natural life.

Spotter's Badge: Chloe, Mike

Could take a kiddiewink's eye out anger

Plymouth Herald: Call to do something about the fangs on this playground dragon before a kiddiewink is stabbed in the head

Leave it as it is, spoilsport. Kids need life-changing, hideously disfiguring accidents if they're ever to learn about life's innate cruelty.

Spotter's Badge: Bootsy

Swear-o-phone anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Grandad's fury as kid's toy drops the f-bomb

Granted, it does sound a *bit* like the f-word. Start 'em young, I say.