Get your hands off my chickens anger

Colchester Daily Gazette: Woman 'livid' with council over threats to her chickens

Tell them to cluck off.

Birdman vs The Man anger

Leicester Mercury: Old boy vows to defy written warning against feeding birds in his back garden

...all because a neighbour doesn't like birds crapping on their fence. Shame on them. SHAME.

Spotter's Badge: Calum

Keep your fatty balls away from our park anger

Burton Mail: Woman told to stop feeding birds at the park as her fatty balls are attracting rats

Then you eat the rat. Good eating onna rat.

Spotter's Badge: Jamie

Lethal carrot anger

Brentwood Gazette: Warning over feeding deadly carrots to horses

To be honest, it was the picture caption that swung this for me.

Spotter's Badge: Barry

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Expensive grazing anger

Slough Express: Woman forced to move her horses because her grazing licence is too much

...after the council forgot to charge her for 24 years.

Feeding the birds anger

Eastern Daily Press: Couple warned of eviction over bird feeding

Complete over-reaction by the housing association, but when you buy bird food by the 50kg sack, you might be overdoing it a bit.

Noisy cock anger

Portsmouth News: Woman taken to court over loud crowing

And the comments come down heavily on the side of the cockerel

Spotter's Badge: Jonathan

I love my sheep anger

Dandenong Leader: Man just wants to be left alone with his sheep

And who - we ask - hasn't found themselves in the same position?

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Scared horses anger

Morley Observer: Rider furious as van bursts tyre near horses

Horse is also crapping itself over that hair

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Impounded horses anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Row as family asked to pay £5,000 for return of horses

Like an advert for horsey wear in the back of Country Life

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Dead rabbit anger

Bournemouth Echo: Campaigners fight to save bunnies from road development

I'm with the council on this. In fact, I wrote a poem:

I've got an evil rabbit
Who's got a nasty habit
Of murder.

STOP THIS LONG-EARED MENACE.