Bad E-fit

Wakefield Express: Police seek robbery suspect

...described as "the bastard lovechild of Ian Beale and Ron Weasley". Don't have nightrmares.

Bus station yob anger

Wakefield Express: Drunk kids causing grief at bus station

Top policing pose. We need more angry copper shots

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One Direction Anger

Wakefield Express: Fans upset after One Direction snub

THINK OF THE KIDDIEWINKS KLAXON

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Estate yobs anger

Wakefield Express: Police crackdown on local scrotes

And yes, there's a call for National Service in the comments

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Bad E-fit

Wakefield Express: Police search for armed robber
 
You are Owen Wilson and I claim my five pounds

Don't have nightmares

Didn't win an award sadness

Wakefield Express: Sad man is sad as gallery doesn't win an award

He can have SAD FACE OF THE DAY from us. Cheer up!

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Weeping willow anger

Wakefield Express: Residents fight to save weeping willow tree

Can't help feeling they're a little bit late to this particular party

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Armless Jesus anger

Wakefield Express: Fury as vandals rip arm off poor, dead Jesus

Keep an eye on Ebay for a novelty back-scratcher. Case solved.

Don't worry everybody! I've fixed it...


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Barbecued swans anger

Wakefield Express: Anger as poachers kill and eat local swans

They're not blaming the Polish, but it's the Polish

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Death trap anger, again

Wakefield Express: Campaign to slow traffic on 'death trap' road

"I'd something something double entendre something"

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VAT hike anger

Wakefield Express: Clergy say VAT hike will add thousands to church restoration bill

"So, Ted, what you're saying is that we raffle your car, but make sure you win"

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Roadworks anger

Wakefield Express: Roadworks killing our trade, say shop owners

Wait.. isn't she from Birds of a Feather?

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Fish poaching anger

Wakefield Express: Anger as fish poachers 'plunder' local lakes

If you are offered cheap fish in a local pub, that number again: 999

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Grenade not angry at all

Wakefield Express: Mild panic as live grenade found at Asda store

That's nothing. Have you seen those Tesco Value Anti-Personnel Mines?

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New town plan anger

Wakefield Express: Shopkeeps angry at plans to re-develop town centre

"I'd park her round the back of the Town Hall"

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Village speeding anger

Wakefield Express: Call to tackle speeding through village

And when drivers see the brightly illuminated Bob Crowther, they will, of course, slam on the brakes. Top inventing

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Closed layby anger

Wakefield Express: Traders worried about loss of passing trade as layby is closed

"I'd park in her restricted bay"

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Changing rooms anger

Wakefield Express: Local footballers furious over poor state of changing rooms

Many a Sunday footballer will look at this picture and say the same as I: "BLOODY LUXURY!"

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New homes anger

Wakefield Express: Battle over 230 new homes comes before council

Would like to meet this lot in a dark alley

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Rhubarb anger

Wakefield Express: Camapigners in fight to save rhubarb fields

We love getting clippings from print versions of newspapers, particularly if you are the subject. Thanks!

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