Saturday, May 14, 2016

Slight possibility of a small fluffy animal on the loose anger

Scunthorpe Telegraph: Locals object to the opening of a petting zoo on the outskirts of Scunthorpe

Heaven help us all if a rabbit should escape and terrorise the neighbourhood. Then, I dare say, you can tell us "We told you so".

3 comments:

Robin of Locksley said...

"I can't have 150 people milling about at the back of my property. There's no buffer zone".

As I read that I could only think of Julian Clary. Worrying.....

Theodore Wirth said...

TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!!!
TIM: It'll do you up a treat, mate!
GALAHAD: Oh yeah??
ROBIN: You mangy Scot's git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

Theodore Wirth said...

Plus, more Ron . . .