"Two thousand years my ancestors have guarded this bit of turf, and now look at it."
In the words of Jasper Carrott: "There's only one way to get rid of a mole - BLOW ITS BLOODY HEAD OFF"
Spotter's Badge: Norbet
Local news photographers are hugely skilled and poorly paid, and get sent to photograph miserable people gurning at uncooked meat products. Here, we celebrate their work.
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