Seeing as he's standing on the grass verge, there's a greater than 50% chance that he's got one on the sole of his carpet slippers
Local news photographers are hugely skilled and poorly paid, and get sent to photograph miserable people gurning at uncooked meat products. Here, we celebrate their work.
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