Our spotter says: On the positive side, you could make a bit of money from this by setting up a camcorder pointed at the bend in the towpath. Bit of Castrol GTX under a carpet of wet leaves and splash! Sit back and watch the You've Been Framed bounties comes rolling in! Not to mention the roaring trade in towels, grappling hooks and slightly soiled second-hand bicycles.
Spotter's Badge: TRT