Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Shop flower theft anger

Blackpool Gazette: Shopkeep vows to catch person who keeps stealing floral display from outside her shop

Simple solution: Plants with rabies. Then catch the only person in Blackpool with rabies


isolator42 said...

I'd deflower her in a heartbeat.

...although I suspect I might be a bit late for that

TRT said...

What isolator42 said.