OK, not strictly an angry story, but if you can't laugh at kids being attacked by vicious flesh-eating creatures, what can you do?
Local news photographers are hugely skilled and poorly paid, and get sent to photograph miserable people gurning at uncooked meat products. Here, we celebrate their work.
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