Monday, November 09, 2009

Guide dog anger

Basildon Echo: Cafe bans guide dog for being too smelly

I know dogs, and I can tell you from a single glance that this one's aboslutely LIVID.

This post cannot pass without marking words I heard this week on these very internets: "Seriously, if I went blind I'd want someone to shoot me in the head while I wasn't looking"

Spotter: Adam Edge

5 comments:

Westengland said...

Is it possible to comment on this post without offending some group somewhere? How would, say, the Daily Express cover it, I wonder?

Alistair Coleman said...

Go on. Try.

Westengland said...

OK, you persuaded me.
As "The Daily Star", the "Expresses" younger sibling, might put it:

BAS BALDY, BLINDO COFFIN-DODGER'S REEKING RETRIEVER IRKS ISLAMIC PITSEA PAKI PRINCESS DI DODGY DEATH DENIER PROVOKING PAVEMENT-PIZZA PRODUCING NORTHLAND NOSHER'S PROPRIETOR'S PROHIBITION

[Note: Readers' Comments -"punk", "honk" etc.: WTF? - FIIK (this is Basildon, England, isn't it?)].

Emsbabee said...

He looks a lot fresher than his owner actually.

Sky Clearbrook said...

Reporter: "So, Guide Dog, what is it you miss most about getting served in the Rose Cafe?"

Guide Dog: "Fuckin' sausages... and that."