Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Newcastle Evening Chronicle Part II

Newcastle Evening Chronicle: Pupil sent home from school over wrong shoes

I shall leave it for others to comment on the attractiveness or otherwise of the subject of this photograph, except to say: "Good work with the hand placement".

Good work with the hand placement

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's Pete Burns isn't it?

Scaryduck said...

Now you come to mention it...

Westengland said...

Where to start, where to start...

If only APILN's foreign readers could hear the locals pronouncing "Chynnece McGlen", "Hadrian Enviroment School", "Philomena Marshall" "Excelsior Acadamy, Scotswood" - indeed the whole report (written by one of the Robson clan, you'll note).

As a Westener, I know what you evil Southerners are thinking...so why not say it here.

Schoolgirl (not schoolboy) uniform stories are a staple of local newspapers along with the cleavage shot which only occasionally do subjects avoid in case readers might think they were hopeless slappers, unlike Ms "Burns" of course.

Oh to be present at this story's photoshoot (what was on the contact-sheet, I wonder?).

Try not to think of Sting and Tantric Sex, for your own sakes.

headless said...

That photo is the mother, surely?!

gravylove said...

That's a bloke. I mean, it has to be. Doesn't it?

Westengland said...

You may like to look at www.excelsiornewcastle.org.uk
to compare and contrast Ms Johnson and Ms Marshall.

Anonymous said...

Yep, dude looks like a lady.

Anonymous said...

Fucking Chynnece!

Goodness, if one name could sum up a blatent charva family, this is it.