Headlight theft anger

Bournemouth Echo: Thieves steal headlights from man's Land Rover

The bastards also got the letters from his number plate. Is there no end to how low the criminal mind will stoop?

AA took too long to arrive anger

South Wales Evening Post: Man locked out of car breaks window after AA 'take too long to arrive'

The way this is described in the story is as if the car is slowly filling to the brim with cow turds and the action of a hero with a Phil Oakey haircut is desperately required.

As one comment puts it: "Surely someone from Mayhill should be able to get into the car faster than that?"

Walking bus anger

York Press: Kids being charged £2 per day to walk to school

THATCHER

Spotter's Badge: Kate

Internet filter anger

Bournemouth Echo: Teachers upset because school's internet filter lets through melon-farming, cork-sucking swear words

And it's not even anything to do with the Scunthorpe Problem either.

Leaky heater anger

Reading Post: Woman points to the spot where a leaky water heater has been leaking

Good work, we might have missed it otherwise.

Spotter's Badge: Graham

Supermarket trolley anger

Northern Echo: Man parks a supermarket trolley with his car number plate in supermarket car park, waits for parking fine to come, and is shocked - SHOCKED - to be billed £100

I do not often address the subjects of these stories because it lowers the tone. But, sir, in a world of injustices, you are fighting a lonely and worthless battle.

Spotter's Badge: Tarquin

Wurzel double yellow lines anger

Western Daily Press: Dozy contractors paint yellow lines between parked cars

I know what you're thinking, and I'm thinking it too: What's Bill Oddie doing in Yeovil wearing socks and sandals?

Spotter's Badge: Jane

Filthy back alleys anger

Dorset Echo: Clean-up campaign welcomed by councillors

DONE A POO

Skinny trousers anger

Kent Online: It's November, and parents are still complaining about school uniform rules

In this case, no bald dads in trackie tops

Spotter's Badge: Rob C

Too smelly anger

Hull Daily Mail: Woman thrown off bus for being 'too smelly'

Those of you viewing this site in smell-o-vision, please scrape off panel A now.

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Sold a pup anger

Bournemouth Echo: New pet owners have to find £2,600 for puppy's operation

And thanks to the Echo, here are a few of the out-takes from the photoshoot

Obstructive fruit anger

Hull Daily Mail: Officials tell shopkeep to take his fruit stand off the pavement

One man in a cloth cap against The Man. Come on, hat guy!

Spotter's Badge: Ian

Dead mouse anger

Manchester Evening News: Mum finds half a dead mouse in a cabbage

Come on now, it's only an AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte

Dog poop anger triple bill

Dundee Courier: Poo on the football pitch

And...

Dundee Telegraph: Still poo on the football pitch

Nottingham Post: Your dog wants a poo? It's got to come through me first

Oh, wait.

Dodgy parking ticket anger

Coventry Telegraph: Man gets ticket on his broken down car

Keith Lemon's let himself go.

Spotter's Badge: Hazel