Tuesday, December 04, 2012

New home looks like Indiana Jones anger

Essex Echo: Harrison Ford-a-like leads protests against 450 new homes

And we ask ourselves: What would Han Solo do? (Shoot first)

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Turd in supermarket bag anger

Gloucester Citizen: Cat poo found in Tesco bag
 
"Every little helps"
 
Spotter's Badge: Clare

Nine pounds of poo anger

Bournemouth Echo: Youth rugby club picks up 4kg of dog crap from its pitch in one morning

It's worse than they think. The turds won 27-3.

Monday, December 03, 2012

Small bush anger

Epping Forest Guardian: Family barred from building driveway 'due to small bush'

That double entendre again: SMALL BUSH

Spotter's Badge: Beth

Licence to Ring anger

Craven Herald: Sacked town crier loses his town criering licence

It'll keep him off the streets, I suppose.

Previously seen HERE

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Local robbery anger

Essex Echo: Councillor warns residents after spate of burglaries

"Stop! In the name of love!"

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Gardening sexuality anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Anger at sexual orientation question on survey of allotment holders

NON-PC JOKE ALERT

Look... it's a misunderstanding. They just wanted to know if people were willing to take an allotment on the side of a hill, and they asked a question about uphill gardening. TOTALLY INNOCENT

END OF NON-PC JOKE ALERT

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Sunday, December 02, 2012

Car parking charges with random nail anger

Bath Chronicle: Man with nail furious over plans to axe free parking

No, I don't know why he's brought a tiny sample of his shop's goods with him either

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Dog poo post office anger


The Scotsman: Boy banned from Post Office forever for walking in dog dirt
 
Good grief - what size are his feet?

War hero spelling error anger

Stamford Mercury: Family of war hero dismayed to find name spelled incorrectly on road named in his honour

Also, they appear to have plonked the sign down in the middle of an identikit housing estate.

Bin too wide for the garden gate anger

Bournemouth Echo: Man finds gate is too narrow for recycling bin
 
As some genius points out: Rather than store the bin in his garage, he'd rather put his rubbish in the car and drive it to a recycling centre. Right. And where does he keep his car?

Saturday, December 01, 2012

Sent home from the school disco anger

North Devon Journal: Mum so furious that badly behaved son walked home in the dark after being sent home from school disco that she refuses several invitations for a meeting with school staff, but finds time to appear in the local newspaper

Seems a pretty level-headed thing to do.

And - My God. That's their school uniform?

Spotter's Badge: Dean

Quarry traffic anger

Calne Gazette and Herald: Neighbours protest against plans for quarry

Poorly printed sign, unnecessary dogs, and NIMBYism at its finest

Spotter's Badge: Klee

Long grass anger

Watford Observer: Woman to strim overgrown patch opposite home to shame council

Yeah! That'll learn 'em

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Hairdresser parking anger

Shieffield Telegraph: Hairdressers snubbed in plea for extra parking

Superb thumbs down work there, photographer. Well played!

Spotter's Badge: Maggi