Squashed toad anger

Braintree Chronicle: Calls to stop toads getting run over on road

Jebus, the Tufty Club's really let itself down this time

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Litter anger

Braintree Chronicle: Anti-litter campaign launched

If you ever wondered what happened to Alan B'stard, this isn't him

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Church clock health and safety gone mad anger

Braintree Chronicle: Pensioner banned from standing on ladder to wind church clock
 
One for the ladies: "I'd crank his handle and wind up his mainspring" (By devising some sort of safe way to keep the clock running)

Not a crim anger

Braintree Chronicle: Man 'humiliated' by Tesco guard over shoplifting claims

I say again: NOT A CRIM

Spotter's Badge: Barry

Bailiff cock-up anger

Braintree Chronicle: Bailiffs' mistake leaves business in ruins

The utter, utter, utter planks

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