Chopped down trees anger

Westmorland Gazette: Residents furious as developer gets their way and is allowed to fell trees

Alas for poor Judy at the front, she got in the way of the chainsaw.

Spotter's Badge: Andy

Election takes a dark turn anger

Bristol Post: Vandals attack candidate's family cars

You might dislike her political party (and heaven knows I do), but this is too far, you nerks.

Meanwhile...

Westmoreland Gazette: Vandal compares Tory cadidate with Phoenix Nights villain

Now, this is perfectly acceptable.

Spotter's Badge: Andy

Got no stile anger

Westmoreland Gazette: Anger as historic stile is demolished

That's nothing, I just saw a dog with two heads.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Car crash parking ticket anger

Westmoreland Gazette: Driver gets parking ticket after car crash in snow

At least I think that's a parking ticket. For all I know, that could be a shopping list or the works of Shakespeare

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Housing plans anger

Westmoreland Gazette: Residents oppose housing plans

Our spotter tells us that you could hide an airport in the area and nobody would notice

Spotter's Badge: Mark

Otter anger

Westmoreland Gazette: Fishermen angry that natural predator stealing their fish

The otters will, of course, up the ante and call in the polar bears.

Fire engine anger

Westmoreland Gazette: New fire engine putting lives at risk

And this being the fourth item we've had from this publication, all the proof you need that the nicer the area, the more miserable the people. For the love of God - CRACK A SMILE.

Say "NO" to poor people

Westmoreland Gazette: Angry residents oppose affordable housing scheme

That's right. We didn't want poor people in our town either, so we gave them all blankets soaked in plague.

Oink

Westmoreland Gazette: Swine flu kids thrown out of France

Also, Gendarmes found traces of the dangerous substance known as "soap"