School place anger

Staffs Sentinel: Rules mean brothers go to different schools

He has the look of utter despair. Mum - not so much

Spotter's Badge: Len

Damaged fountain anger

Stoke Sentinel: Fury as vandals strike twice at fountain

Photog: "So you're angry about the fountain. Could you get in? Crouch down?"

Shop radio anger

Stafford Sentinel: Shopkeep dismayed at having to pay fee to play radio in shop

In fact -- he's RADIO GA GA!!!!!!!!!!

Spotter's Badge: Dave

Justin Bieber One Born Every Minute Anger

Staffordshire Sentinel: Mum shocked - SHOCKED - to find £1,000 Justin Bieber tickets on Gumtree are a scam

Spotter's Badge: Martin

Buying a pie parking fine anger

Staffordshire Sentinel: Driver shocked - SHOCKED - to get a parking ticket for stopping on yellow lines to buy a pie

...and confesses to multiple parking offences into the bargain. Well done, that's a weight off your chest.

Spotter's Badge: Martin

Cheapo hair accessory compensation bid anger

Staffordshire Sentinel: Mum's abject fury, bid for compo, as cheap hair bobble dyes daughter's hair blue

That's a scowl that would sink 1,000 ships

Spotter's Badge: Everybody

Floral roundabout anger

Stafford Sentinel: Families camp out in attempt to save floral roundabout

Then, SURFING!!!

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Station vandalism anger

Staffordshire Sentinel: Hunts for thieves who ripped up plants at railway station

I'd desecrate her flower bed

Not English enough anger

Staffordshire Sentinel: Half-French student 'not English enough' to qualify for college grant

So, to prove he's not French, he's photographed wearing a stripy shirt

Spotter's Badge et le grand pompt-de-pompt-pompt: Martin

Football parking anger

Staffordshire Sentinel: People who live near football ground dismayed to find loads of people parking their cars on match days

Well... duh

Spotter's Badge: Martin

Police station anger

Staffordshire Sentinel: Petition over future of police station

Pic credit: Former Arsenal defender Steve Bould, we notice.

Spotter's Badge: Martin

Lost bird of prey anger

Staffordshire Sentinel: "Hawked-eyed local citizens: Have you seen my hawk?" say former owner of a hawk

In which his despair is illustrated by the means of a photograph showing NO HAWKS AT ALL

Spotter's Badge: Simon