Keep your hands of our swans anger

Falmouth Packet: Campaign for security guards to look after swans at next year's Flora Day

I'm prepared to believe that this isn't a photoshop*

*It is a photoshop

Spotter's Badge: Ken

Split rubbish sack anger

Falmouth Packet: Woman's war on rubbish bags split by seagulls

Or the council could make a switch to "bins" which are known to be popular in other parts of the country.

Bag of turds anger

Falmouth Packet: Who's dumping sacks of dog turds in Falmouth?

Dangerously close to a "Done a poo" pose, there

Charity box theft anger

Falmouth Packet: Crims use bolt cutters to break into cafe, steal charity box

Looks like some high-level security you've got there, pal. Oh, and I'll have one of those five quid wetsuits.

Sewage road damage anger

Falmouth Packet: People of Cornwall - Your poo is undermining this road

Please stop going to the toilet, please thank you.

Boating lake vandalism anger

Falmouth Packet: Vandals drain boating lake

On the plus side, local supermarkets get their trollies back.

Charity shop parking anger

Falmouth Packet: Charity shop manager angry as Sainbury's workers' cars block access to her business

If you're in the market for second hand pants, this is your place

Find them here