Sweary email anger

Crawley News: Woman with tenancy agreement stapled to her face gets a sweary email from letting agent

The Banter Defence. Oh dear.

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Stop parking in my disabled bay anger

Crawley News: Woman wants other drivers to stop parking in her space

Just how big is that car? Does she have an HGV licence?

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Like The Somme Anger

Crawley News: Another in our occasional series "Things Which Have Been Compared To The Battle Of The Somme Despite Nobody Getting Killed"

No. 1,539: This golf course

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River of poo nose-holding anger

Crawley News: Residents not keen on the new water feature on account off it being shit

I dunno, go out of your way to return to Victorian values (for eg, streets running with turds) and people complain.

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Water bill anger

Crawley News: Housemates convinced giant water bill isn't theirs

The way they're throwing it about the garden, it could be anybody's

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Church theft anger

Crawley News: Vicar vows to forgive church sign thieves. FORGIVE THEM TO DEATH

Some fine dismayed posing as well

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Noisy supermarket anger

Crawley News: Man kept awake at night by delivery vans

He's - oh-ho! - a LIDL bit annoyed!!!!1111

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No orange squash anger

Crawley News: Mum sends boy to school with orange squash in defiance of 'water only' rule, school pours squash away, mum takes boy out of school. Well done.

"He doesn't like drinking water"

Learn.

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Rope swing anger

Crawley News: Anger as council removes potential gallows from tree

Top juvenile pouting

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Auld Lang Syne parking anger

Crawley News: Residents link arms to protect the last parking space in the street

...and enjoy a nice sing-a-long. Later, there was a conga line, during which time a taxi nicked their space.

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Gas repair anger

Crawley News: Bar owner thinks gas mains work will hit him in the pocket

Our submitter says this chap has the air of a young Bob Hoskins about him. RIP, Bob.

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Blocked drains anger

Crawley News: Wet wipes causing drain bloackage

Is it just me, or is that drain exactly the right shape to dump a dead cat?

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Flooded road anger

Crawley News: Water main burst creates huge hole in road

Extra points to the Crawley News sub-ed for the picture caption

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Awesome pictures of men shot in the groin in local newspapers

Crawley News: Groom shot in the penis in stag party paintball accident  

This accident happened in July. His face is still like that.

Bikes on footpaths anger

Crawley News: Pensioners 'taking law into own hands' over people cycling on footpaths

BEHIND YOU

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I don't care what they're angry about anger

Crawley News: Some people angry about something

A PICTURE OF A DOG'S BOTTOM

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Tight slot anger

Crawley News: Residents pay for parking permit, find spaces too small for their cars

"I'd go in at an angle and climb out her back door"

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Stolen milk anger

Crawley News: Thief steals milk from playgroup

Only one suspect: THATCHER

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Council map anger

Crawley News: Anger as council spends £1,500 on Olympic torch relay map

Our spotter informs us that he is related to one of these angries.

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Hot bus anger

Crawley News: Buses so hot 'people may pass out'

"I'd show her something that's too hot to handle"*

* A baked potato

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