Closed toilets anger

Cairns Post: Man loses all dignity after shopping centre closes toilets

Dignity he has completely restored by posing with a necklace of toilet rolls. All he needs to complete the job is an appearance in the local paper admitting to... oh, never mind.

Spotter's Badge: Rob J

Hostage anger

Cairns Post: Mum's fury as petrol station demands children as hostages over unpaid fuel bill

No, our Sexist Comment Generator's on the blink. Sorry.

Spotter's Badge: Mark