Caravan park anger

Ballarat Courier: Fury as woman, 70, told to leave park home within three days

Ah, Ballarat Courier, how we have missed you

Spotter's Badge: Julie

Flooded home anger

Ballarat Courier: Woman's home floods whenever it rains

Simple solution: Move somewhere nice and dry where this won't happen, like Australia.

Oh.

Spotter's Badge: Meg

Credit crunch anger

Ballarat Courier: Cafe closes after funding withdrawn

Our motto: "Service with a scowl"

Booze licence anger

Ballarat Courier: Strewth! Bar owner explodes with fury as government raises liquor licence fee

Holy Cow, that's one angry bar owner.

Spotter's Badge: Dokkoon

Bakery robbery anger

Ballarat Courier (Aus): Local bakery target of smash-and-grab raid

I think the implicaton's clear here. Rob our bakery, and you end up in the donuts.

Also: Is it just me, or is this a new breed of drive-thru bakeries?

Spotter's Badge: Deano

Loutish behaviour anger

Ballarat Courier: Seething fury over unruly kids

FACT: She's only two-foot-six, but like any Aussie can punch well above her weight.

Spotter's Badge: Deano

Ute theft anger

Ballarat Courier: Builder seething over ute theft

I once had my ute stolen. I never saw it again, but I have now learned to play the piano with my feet.

"Ute", everybody.

Spotter's Badge: Deano

Fire equipment theft anger

Ballarat Courier: Rage over theft of bushfire fighting gear

Now reduced to having Skippy hopping backwards and forwards passing messages. Oh, the humanity.

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Scooter theft anger

Ballarat Courier: Old codger's only mode of transport torched

Awwww - we like a happy ending. Everybody saved up and they had him transported back to England, where he was hung for stealing a handkerchief. Or something.

Spotter's Badge: Deano

Mower theft anger

Ballarat Courier: Aussie bloke called Jim outraged over theft of mowers

Superb use of the word "ute" in the original article.

"Ute"

Spotter's Badge: Deano

Drunken rampage anger

Ballarat Courier: Strewth! Louts go on drunken rampage

I genuinely thought the person in the picture was a woman. Live and learn, eh?

Spotter: Deano

Milkbar raid anger

Ballarat Courier: Thieves hit post office and milkbar

First in a series from the Ballarat Courier, Australian Capital of Angry

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