Death to Professor Burp anger

Surrey Comet: Man changes his name to Professor Burp in a bid to stop Chessington closing down his favourite Bubbleworks ride

What a maroon

 Incidentally, I find it hard to believe that this Burp character had time to build a genteel theme park ride while simultaneously gaining his professorship, and then succumbing to a hideous bubble-related accident in a life of sixteen years.

Spotter's Badge: Helen