Bumped by a bunch of primadona footballers anger

Manchester Evening News: Bloke claims he was bumped from his extra-legroom aircraft seat so Man City footballers could sit there instead

He gets a rough ride in the comments, but this one wins:

"When Zabba and the Maestro want your seat, you offer to sit in the toilet next time. OK? You don't run to the papers, you sit in the TOILET!!!"

A lesson there for all of us.

Spotter: Literally everybody in the whole world

When Zabba and the Meastro want your seat. You offer to sit in the toilet next time. Okay. You don't run to the papers. You sit in the TOILET!!!