Broken [cough] television and we [cough] can't afford a new one [cough] anger

Sunderland Echo: Couple left fuming (geddit?!) after being told their 40-per-day smoking habit is why their television broke

And the money shot is the first comment which reveals they could easily buy a new TV, if only they didn't spent ten grand a year on cigarettes.

Spotter's Badge: Anthony, Ian, Everybody