Swans running amok anger
Stroud Life: Residents forced to tool themselves up with water pistols to fend off aggressive swans
"This is the Acme Super Squirter, the most powerful water pistol in the world - and you know, in all the excitement I don't know if I've fired five squirts or six. Do you feel lucky, punk?"
"This is the Acme Super Squirter, the most powerful water pistol in the world - and you know, in all the excitement I don't know if I've fired five squirts or six. Do you feel lucky, punk?"
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With 300,000,000+ guns laying about and "stand your ground," these swans wouldn't stand a chance in the US.
Not necessarily, Theodore. Swans are a protected species in some states, as are the equally aggressive Canada Geese. Kill one and you may be in more trouble than if you kill a fellow human being!
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