Mobility scooter anger

Northampton Chronicle: Old bloke not allowed to keep his so-called 'fire risk' mobility scooter in this tiny tiny communal corridor at council-owned flats

They had none of this health and safety mullarkey when he was fighting hand-to-hand on the Eastern Front in the War, me laddo. It was flying lead and nobody had mobility scooters. That's where I got this hat. So, if you want to get my scooter, you'll have to come through me first.

Oh.

Spotter's Badge: Mike