1. Screw these guys
2. As cons go, this one's particularly shit. If you're trying to get money on the sly, don't go round saying you're collecting for a food bank. You'll get tinned peaches and like it, you morons.
Local news photographers are hugely skilled and poorly paid, and get sent to photograph miserable people gurning at uncooked meat products. Here, we celebrate their work.
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