Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Possum anger

Melbourne Herald Sun: Angry bloke wants possums to stay away from his fruit

"STAY AWAY FROM MY FRUIT YOU CUTE FURRY BASTARDS!"

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2 comments:

Alfalfamale said...

'Mr Sturdy said his efforts to grow his own food and lead a more sustainable lifestyle were being thwarted by the possums'

If he can stop thinking of it as fruit and starts thinking of it as possum bait his problem will be over. It's highly nutritious, possum is.

Theodore Wirth said...

Quit your whinging. I suggest that this chap do like Southern Murkans do. Kill 'em, BBQ 'em, eat 'em and wash it down with copious quantities of moonshine.

PS: Unfortunately, I'm not a robot.