Sell-by date anger
And she's disgusted about the compo.
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Friday, January 10, 2014
And she's disgusted about the compo.
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Bromley News Shopper: Woman's pastrami is two weeks out of date
And she's disgusted about the compo.
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And she's disgusted about the compo.
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5 comments:
From the comments; When Innuendo Goes Wrong.
Biffo. says... "There's just something about a woman in a uniform. You can check out the sell by on my salami any time."
I think Biffo is trying to say that he is sexually aroused extremely easily, but is rarely able to act on these impulses as he doesn't wash his penis very often.
Lafffffffffffffffff
Lafffffffffffffffff
No stethoscope then? I suppose not, she's a bum-wiper.
@James - salami refereence FTW, but Biffo missed the "I'll take her temperature with my meat thermometer" opportunity.
So, her beef strips are past their sell-by date?
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