Friday, January 10, 2014

Sell-by date anger

Bromley News Shopper: Woman's pastrami is two weeks out of date

And she's disgusted about the compo.

Spotter's Badge: Neil, Christina


James said...

From the comments; When Innuendo Goes Wrong.

Biffo. says... "There's just something about a woman in a uniform. You can check out the sell by on my salami any time."

I think Biffo is trying to say that he is sexually aroused extremely easily, but is rarely able to act on these impulses as he doesn't wash his penis very often.

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Twenty_Rothmans said...

No stethoscope then? I suppose not, she's a bum-wiper.

@James - salami refereence FTW, but Biffo missed the "I'll take her temperature with my meat thermometer" opportunity.

Alfalfamale said...

So, her beef strips are past their sell-by date?