Thursday, November 24, 2011

Unwelcome mat anger


Spenborough Guardian: Confusion as council provides free dormats, which later prove to be fire hazard

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Mats made out of newspaper soaked in parafin are PERFECTLY SAFE

Spotter's Badge: Paul

6 comments:

TRT said...

WTF? How big must that bloke's feet be to demand a mat that size? Mind you, you know what they say about a man with big feet!

Alistair Coleman said...

Works as a circus clown?

isolator42 said...

big shoes

LUCEWOMAN said...

Gigantic cock.

TRT said...

Well you know what they say about a man with a gigantic cock!

James said...

The main reason he's upset with the council is that he's just found out 'KNH' is an in-house abbreviation for 'Knobhead'.