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Coventry Telegraph: Mum's fury as builders steal everything including the kitchen sinkI'd err... no... got nothing.Spotter's Badge: Maria
angry and not a MILF,
The report says she's 33 years old. Bloody hellfire she's been caning it, hasn't she? No stranger to Greggs either. Plenty of tramp-stamps too. All she needs is a nice collection of piercings & she'll have the full chav set.Perfect for the celibate amongst us...
I'd give her a wide berth.
Isolator: To paraphrase a quote I first read on Fark about a woman whose mugshot resembled a melted owl:Thirty-three? Those must have been 33 of the hardest years ever.
I'd tread filth into her carpet and leave a mess up her back passaOH GOD I CAN'T SAY IT, SHE'S GOT A FACE LIKE BRIGITTE NIELSEN'S BALLBAG. Also, how long is her right arm? Did she have it specially lengthened to accommodate more shitty tattoos? It easily spans the width of those two scrotes.
The kids expressions are particularly remarkable - imagine being confronted with a class of thirty of them!Which begs the question - where are the other four ?!?
Actually, the builders did exactly what it said on the boxes in the background.
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