Stairs anger

Reading Evening Post: Woman scared to use her stairs after collapse

I turned to a regular contributor for help on this one. So:

"You can sit on my riser any day, love!"
"I'd get her upstairs."
"I'd give her a lift."
"Stair-scare mum demands house" & "I'd give her one."
"Top totty teeters and tumbles on tricky treads."
"I'd show her a stairway to heaven."
"You can wrap your hand round my balustrade any day!"

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