Swindon Advertiser: Potholes 'making my life a misery'
You can't fool me, Swindon Advertiser. That's Norman Wisdom and I claim my five pounds
Top comment in the original item that bears repeating here:
"...message just in from the people of Haiti - they send their best wishes to Mr Spaulding and hope he gets through this difficult period in his life with the minimum of trauma."