Sunday, April 18, 2010

Hospital anger


Ham and High Express: Hospital's new illuminated entrance "like a UFO landing in our garden" says piano teacher

"I'd subject her to an anal probe."

No... wait. Sorry.

"I'd tickle her ivories."

Yes. That.

1 comment:

TRT said...

What's she moaning about? It's saved her £12.78 in electricity already.