I'm starting a new category here: Bad Police E-Fits.
Nothing else except piss-poor attempts to catch up with crims who have been a bit out of order through the use of cutting-edge MS Paint technology.
This guy is wanted for a nasty bit of robbery in West Yorkshire. Don't have nightmares.
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