Scary eyes anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Completely misunderstood woman allowed to move back into home

No, you're right. She's barking.

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Out-of-all-proportion anger

Dublin People: Speed humps like a military occupation, says candidate with very small ruler

Only without all the guns and killing and stuff, obviously.

Spotter's Badge: Simon

Locked toilets anger

Dorset Echo: Relief for divers as council backtracks on plans to close public toilets

It's all fun and games until somebody gets stuck round the u-bend

Pipeline anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Aussie fury as pipeline company steals soil

"Come back with me dirt, you filthy poltroons. I love my dirt!"

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Maori todger anger

Stuff.nz: Dad's rage at carving of huge pecker

"Is that a penis? Mummy says they're usually much smaller"

Spotter's Badges: David, Charlie

Zoo anger

Northern Echo: Angry bird sates its desire for human flesh on two-year-old

I don't usually do hideously disfigured crime and accident victims, but this is a special case. People NEED TO BE WARNED about this pecky menace.

Get well soon, Ruby.

Spotter's Badge: Nick

Cash machine anger

Portsmouth News: Fury as smash-and-grab raiders take pub's cash machine

No, look. There it is.

Spotter's badge: Steve

ANZAC anger

Sunshine Coast Daily: Veteran won't march in parade without daughter

Go on solider, stick it to the top brass.

Words I can't spell: Solider. SOLDIER.

Spotter's badge: Rob

Playground anger

York Press: Householder's fury as local scrotes use playground as secret nuclear base, or something

And a cracking two-for-the-price-of-one from the York Press. Proper job.

Spotter's Badge: Roz

Giant willy anger

Northern Echo: Shopkeep miffed over fine for giant stone cock

And here, in the Middlesbrough Gazette, is the dong in all its stony glory:

Spotter's Badge: Jo

Road sign anger

Bournemouth Echo: Roadsign could have someone's eye out, says local nutter

Don't walk on the grass, then.

Spotter's Badge: Esqui

Sign anger

Leamington Observer: Guide dog furious as illegal signs block pavements

The owner's pretty pissed off too.

Voting anger

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Pothole anger

Leamington Observer: Very short woman seeths after getting trapped in pothole

They should provide ladders for very short people, that's all I ask.

Phone mast anger

Bournemouth Echo: Parents angry over meeting to discuss mobile phone antenna

OR: Mums angry over mast debate.

I'm THIS puerile.