House collapse anger

Bexley News Shopper: Woman fears subsidence will cause her house to collapse

Judging by the angle, it's halfway there already

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Dead lizard footwear anger

Bolton News: Woman finds dead lizard in her new shoes

That's nothing. I've got a python in my trousers

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Leaky hole anger

Sevenoaks Chronicle: FURY as leaky manhole cover goes unrepaired

DONE A POO

Westlife tickets anger

Sunderland Echo: Fans forced to sit out Westlife concert after ticket blunder

Lucky escape, to be honest

Spotter's Badge: Anthony

Ex-parrot anger

Watford Observer: Thieves run off with garden centre's parrot

"Who's a naughty boy, then?"

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Street lighting anger

Bournemouth Echo: Residents - oh-ho! - kept in the dark over street light switch-off scheme

Never mind, he can find his way about by the glow of his own fury

Caterpillar anger

Dorset Echo: Simple island folk succumb to plague of moth caterpillars

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Jubilee pothole anger

Croydon Advertiser: World's shortest woman claims potholes will spoil Jubilee street party

She's got a point - if she falls down one, they'll need a ladder to get her out

Eyesore shop anger

Brighouse Echo: Meetings planned over shop and row of houses

Nothing a bit of scaffolding couldn't fix

Spotter's Badge: Ross

Fly-tipping anger

Kent Online: Girl, 8, challenges council to take on fly-tippers and vandals

"Next time, make sure they leave some drugs"

Dog Vigilante Anger

Cambrian News: Bloke vows to photograph anybody who lets their dog poo outside his gate

...seconds before the dog owner forces him to eat his camera.

And no, I can't read the sign either.

School run anger

Bucks Herald: Mum confronts bad parkers during school run

But the big question: Flared jeans - in or out?

Canal boat anger

Hackney Gazette: Luxury flat owner shocked - SHOCKED - to find boats moored outside his canal-side home

"They are a matter of inches away and we see them quite often, especially when they are hammering away"

I'd pay good money for that.

Spotter's Badge: Martin, Dog

Charity shop theft anger

Get Surrey: Items stolen from charity shop found in cemetery

Nothing to worry about, just the recently deceased wanting their clothes back

Police raid anger

Watford Observer: Breaker's yard owner hits out at police raid

FACE THE CAMERA, MAN

Spotter's Badge: TRT