Monday, June 04, 2012

Counterfeit cash anger


Dorset Echo: Woman claims she was given fake £20 note by Post Office

I've checked out the photo, and it is all one arm.

Sunday, June 03, 2012

Dull News in Local Newspapers


Hemel Today: Flumes open at pool

Hemel Today: Bottle on fire

Brighouse Echo: Hole dug in road

Oxford Mail: Stuffed fish stolen

Spotter's Badge: Ross, Essayer @ Pistonheads

Angry shop closing anger


Southampton Daily Echo: Last chance for fury as Britain's rudest shop closes its doors

One hopes they'll spend their retirement being angry pensioners

Pet Licence Anger


Reading Evening Post: Poo Island residents furious as management company charges £35 fee per pet

Is that a one-off, or all you can eat?

Also: WTF Dog says "WTF?", while angry hamster is angry.

Spotter's Badge: Nowtas

Car protest anger


Lancashire Telegraph: Woman to hold protest outside car dealership until they fix her car

Brilliant.

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Circus parking anger


Get Bracknell: Circus owner miffed to find himself on site with no parking or water

"Mr Cottle, who left his family to join the circus 50 years ago..."

Don't they want him back yet?

Spotter's Badge: Hugh

Saturday, June 02, 2012

Oyster card anger


Epsom Guardian: Mum's outrage as daughter punished for defacing her free travel card

And the commentards are split between their reflex action of demanding the death penalty for all crime, and their hatred for petty bureaucracy

Spotter's Badge: Hoofy @ Pistonheads

Pub ID anger

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Florist robbery anger


Watford Observer: Call for more CCTV as thieves target shop

"I'd enter her floral paradise for a rummage"

Spotter's Badge: TRT

Keep off the grass anger


Sheffield Star: Row as families sent letters to stop kids playing on grass

A standard angry crowd scene until you look at the kid on the left: HE HAS A FERRET ON HIS HEAD

Spotter's Badge: Maggi

Not Sherlock Holmes Anger


Brighton Argus: Police fail to contact owner of recovered stolen van, despite his contact details painted on the side

Great police work, Lou. Have another donut.

Spotter's Badge: Dom Kaos, Skuds

Friday, June 01, 2012

Truck invasion anger


Somewhere in Australia Weekend Courier: Residents up in arms as builders move in to new estate

Ah, the lonely vigil of the last angry standing

Spotter's Badge: David

Pizza Hut anger


Sevenoaks Chronicle: Residents furious at rubbish left over from restaurant refit

FREE PIZZA FREE PIZZA FREE PIZZA Nice Jumper FREE PIZZA FREE PIZZA FREE PIZZA FREE PIZZA

Spotter's Badge: Rob

Lap dance club anger


Yorkshire Evening Post: Calls for council to ban lap dancing venues

This is called in the industry - I believe - an "upskirt" shot

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Mystery Poo Anger


Brentwood Gazette: Residents lie in wait to catch phantom dog poo fouler

The Brentwood Gazette has emerged as the nation's premier destination for Angry People in Local Newspapers. Keep it up!

Spotter's Badge: Barry