Angry people in local newspapers

Wigan Today: With all the world's problems solved, local groups come to fisticuffs over the lock on the parish notice board There wi...

Guernsey Press: Thieves steal letters from community centre sign to make it spell swears And I can reveal that the swear was not inadjac...

Oxford Mail : Watch out for scammers, says anti-scam bloke He's got that miserable face because they found out their Trading Standa...

Oxford Mail : Oxford City council to get tough on graffiti The original headline was "Authorities search for solutions as graffiti...

Fleet News and Mail: Fleet in Hampshire, where even the road signs are furious "Will cutting speed limit make a difference?" ...

Dundee Courier : Poo on the football pitch And... Dundee Telegraph : Still poo on the football pitch Nottingham Post: Your dog ...

About My Area: Council officials about to hit the streets and crack down on dog mess That ridiculously good looking chap on the right i...

Oakleigh Monash Leader: Dogs could be banned from artificial football pitch Too right, look at the mess that bloody great dingo's l...

Llanelli Star: Warning over potentially 'toxic' loom bands As opposed to warning over 'potentially shit' loom bands, wh...

Swindon Adver : Probation officers to strike because of THATCHER Some fine individual performances here See also:  Lancashire Tele...

Spenborough Guardian : Dog warden wages war on dog mess through the medium of paint Much like Rembrandt's 'scat period' Sp...

Brighton Argus : Zombie bus ads investigated for being "too frightening" Dunno - looks pretty much normal for Brighton Spott...

Banbridge Leader : Spray-paint campaign against dog turds Also: People who drive vans in the park

Essex Echo : Dog poo to be sprayed orange to shame owners Because if there's one place where there's loads of orange stuff in ti...

Worksop Guardian : Anger as asbestos dumped at the side of road Bloke on the left looks FURIOUS (and is about to be snaffled by the grab...

Brighouse Echo : School's plea for dog owners to pick up after their dogs Mine did one that actual size this morning. And he's a...

Halifax Courier : Council vows to deal with flooding at park My suggestion, for what it's worth: Community Swimming Pool Spotter...

Wigan Today : Anger as booze bottles dumped in lane Holy Moly - that's a lot of cider

Henley Standard : Flooded lay-by 'a danger to road users' Also, according to the picture, KILLER SHARKS

Northants Telegraph : School governor angry as street light switched off near school THINK OF THE KIDDIEWINKS KLAXON Spotter's Bad...