Ice cream van innocent until proven guilty anger

Liverpool Echo: Ice cream man loses his licence after (allegedly) running somebody over

Not running people over is probably the minimum standard for ice cream vanning.

However, he's also accused of using foul and abusive language ("No you can't have pissing hundreds and thousands"), selling cigarettes and - worst of all - chiming out of hours.

Spotter's Badge: Mal

Ice cream war anger

Swindon Advertiser: TURF WAR DECLARED

UN to send in Cornetto peacekeeping force

And possibly the only ice cream van to feature a self portrait of the owner

Spotter's Badge: L0wey

Ice cream chimes anger

Huddersfield Daily Examiner: Music critics steal ice cream van's chimes

Loses sympathy immediately for the use of Comic Sans, the Font of Champions

Spotter's Badge: Matt

Ice cream anger

Richmond Guardian: Council takes away ice cream man's pitch

Two sides to every story KLAXON

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Mr Whippy Anger

Manchester Evening News: Ice Cream bloke angry over £1,000 charge to trade from park

This is really going to - oh-ho! - WHIP UP some anger. Eh? EH?

Spotter's Badge: Karen