Can't get to church anger

Colchester Daily Gazette: God-botherers unable to get to church due to marathon street closures

I'd show her some extreme unction

Spotter's Badge: Alice

Church anger

Manchester Evening News: God botherers sad and angry as church closes its doors

So angry they punched the photographer to the floor when he turned up wearing a "The Pope is a Gaylord" T-shirt*

*Lie