Needles in warehouse anger

Blackpool Gazette: Firefighters warn of "death trap" warehouse

Commentards' solution: A large sign saying "KEEP OUT". Not sure if serious.

Stolen light anger

Lancashire Evening Post: Thieves steal emergency light from blood service car

Easily solved: Rob a disco

Spotter's Badge: Karen

Fire station anger

Yorkshire Evening Post: Local fire station could be closed

We asked an actual lady to balance up the sexism on these pages, and she was happy to oblige

"They can hose down my flames any time"

Spotter's Badge: Paul

Burned caravan anger

Bucks Free Press: St Johns Ambulance caravan destroyed in blaze

"We'll break their legs, make them better again, then break their legs"

Spotter's Badge: David

Fire station anger

Freemantle Cockburn Gazette: Firemen completely pissed off over plans to move fire station

See? See what I did there?

Spotter's Badge: Kim