Parking Ticket Anger

Stretford Messenger: Scary dad and scary son appeal parking ticket

Look, just cancel the ticket so they'll go away

That old 'tree fellers' gag

Stretford Messenger: Fury over felled tree

Tree fellers? You can't fool me, there's five of 'em.

/coat

I might also like to say, apropos of nothing, "touching wood".

Spotter: Richard McKeever