Showing posts with label South Yorkshire Star. Show all posts
Showing posts with label South Yorkshire Star. Show all posts

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Police anger


South Yorkshire Star: Mum upset after police kick her door in

You know, Matt Lucas just isn't trying these days

Spotter's Badge: Maggi

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Bad E-Fit


South Yorkshire Star: Police hunt badly drawn scrote after attack

We haven't had a bad e-fit in ages. If you know who this plum is, hand him in.

Don't have nightmares

Spotter's Badge: Maggi

Friday, August 13, 2010

Monkey anger


South Yorkshire Star: Pub landlord goes bananas over theft of apes

If you're offered a cheap monkey in a pub, call the police. The number again: 999

Spotter's Badge: Margaret

Friday, May 28, 2010

Bad e-fit


South Yorks Star: Police search for mobile phone robber

Bloody hell - it's the Green Goblin!

Don't have nightmares.

Spotter's badge: Maggi

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Tree anger


South Yorkshire Star: Mum demands council cut down tree so daughter can watch the History Channel on Sky

History Channel? The only thing they'll be watching is Jeremy Kyle.

Spotter's Badge: Maggi, Geoff