Church break-in anger

Prestwich Advertiser: Dismay as thieves target local churches eight times in one month

Forgiveness, but only after cracked kneecaps

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte

Solar panel anger

Prestwich Advertiser: Council orders couple to remove £13,000 solar panels

Thirteen grand for solar panels? Blimey. Also, superb outing for the Father Jack "I love my brick" face.

Spotter's Badge: Charlotte, Dave

Graffiti anger

Prestwich Advertiser: OAP told to clean graffiti 'or else'

I should bloody well hope so, too. These senile delinquents spraying "I heart Thora Hird" all over the place. Something's got to be done.

Spotter's Badge: Keith